Sonya Huber is the author of two books of creative nonfiction. Opa Nobody was shortlisted for the Saroyan Prize, and Cover Me: A Health Insurance Memoir was a finalist for the 2011 Grub Street National Book Prize. She has also written The Backwards Research Guide for Writers. Her work has appeared in Creative Nonfiction, Fourth Genre, Crab Orchard Review, Sonora Review, the Washington Post Magazine, and elsewhere. She teaches creative writing at Fairfield University. This magazine's theme song should be "D-funct" as sung to the tune of Parliament's "P-Funk," but my college dance-party days are sadly defunct.